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16 hours ago

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Turns out she's not pregnant. Just constipated. Sorry, false alarm yesterday. ... See MoreSee Less

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Nathan BergI knew you were lying...she would never sleep with you!16 hours ago   ·  28
Anthony O'NeilOh so she had to drop off the kids!! Oh ok Ha!15 hours ago   ·  4
Bill FoldTim, your wife must be a gem for putting up with some of your antics!16 hours ago   ·  5
RaymRaymond GooseThat must of been one big TURD15 hours ago   ·  1
Bob MullenI don't know if I'd said that!15 hours ago   ·  2
Matthew GregoryA food baby...still a baby though lol12 hours ago   ·  1
Choua VwjPhaha i was gonna congratulate you yesterday but my phone battery was low..good thing i didnt lol7 hours ago   ·  1
Kevin WackleyNow that's some funny shit,,,or maybe after the enima9 hours ago   ·  1
Brian CifreoLmao! Your old ass shooting blanks anyway! Me too10 hours ago   ·  1
Margie BakerOh my, I bet she's happy you posted her reason for yesterday!!!!12 hours ago   ·  1
Richard RodriguezHa good one Tim! Anything else you wanna let us know about?16 hours ago   ·  1
Robert Stent💩I have a lot of material but I'm not going there.16 hours ago   ·  1
Gary WrightI can't stop laughing. I'm sure you were a hand full growing up.16 hours ago   ·  1
Buddy WatersYour a little brave she may make you pay for that LOL 😅16 hours ago   ·  1
Josh TownsendI knew you were still shootin' blanks.16 hours ago   ·  1
Josh GreenHey, quit joking around and get your butt up to Kansas to slock some turkeys!!!16 hours ago   ·  1
Jesse M. ParpartYou guys not in Madison at the expo this year?16 hours ago   ·  1
Bud RiveraTim, you are loco! Bartender, I'll have what he's having - lmao16 hours ago   ·  1
Mark WarnerVery bad April fools joke.15 hours ago   ·  1
Alexis Kristine FausettOmg!!!! Thanks for update ;)13 hours ago   ·  1
Cheri FarleyYou are totally crazy! Lol!16 hours ago   ·  1
Kevin SchroederMan, that stinks..13 hours ago
Matthew Bockbraderwell shit7 hours ago   ·  1
James MuddOk you got me.10 hours ago   ·  1
John OmohundroShit happens15 hours ago   ·  1

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2 days ago

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Well the test is in. Kerrie is pregnant with twins. Life is full of surprises I guess! ... See MoreSee Less

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Relentless PursuitJust1 day ago   ·  7
Bart TschantzCan't wait ta see my beautiful babies,lol!!!2 days ago   ·  6
Greg RenfroeHE'S RANK YOU BETTER WATCH HIM AND HOLD ON .2 days ago   ·  2
Gerard PrudenteThought you were shootin blanks. This is a April ohhh I slocked my self in the leg joke is it2 days ago   ·  7
Alan BurrussAwesome news!congrats to you and your wife! But Tim the pointy end of the spear goes in the game!sorry I just couldn't let it go! Lol2 days ago   ·  3
Jared TrippHope they don't look like the mail man2 days ago   ·  9
David BollaertShe looks just like Gemma from Sons of Anarchy!2 days ago   ·  7
Rob ScottIts april first...i dont believe ya2 days ago   ·  5
BillyandLaura ParkerI started to comment but what can I say to that!!!!2 days ago   ·  1
Lewis SauveWow ,I need to sit down. Can`t imagine how you guys feel.2 days ago   ·  1
Jesse LeonettiShe has to be the best lookin 62 year old ive ever seen!2 days ago   ·  3
Ken AllenWell that's the end of hunting for a while2 days ago   ·  1
Willie McDanielYou need to catch the culprit!2 days ago   ·  2
Mark ReneauKerrie is 62 then that makes me 80!!! Happy April fools day Buddy!!!!2 days ago   ·  1
Jeff StahlFine looking woman I can understand that2 days ago   ·  1
Brendon HamiltonShot Tim they'll b bow shooting armadillos in no time!2 days ago   ·  1
Gaston GonzalezLol April fools bro I saw that spear knock off your nuts lol jk2 days ago   ·  1
Chuck PockatCongratulations to you both!2 days ago   ·  1
Jamie HornerNow your slocked diapers and bottles x2 congrats guys so happy it's you and not me !2 days ago   ·  1
Terry BeechamAt least this pic shows your true "position" in the world Tim.2 days ago   ·  1
Cheri FarleyIs this an April fools joke?2 days ago   ·  1
Bruce DarbyIf this is not an April fools joke,congratulations,congratulations on twins2 days ago   ·  1
Dean HohmanThe story is April fools but that pic is NO JOKE!2 days ago   ·  1
Paul CasterSounds like it's time for you to start slockin extra meat for the freezer! Congrat's!2 days ago   ·  1
Mike ClarkI got some ocean front property in southern Indiana I'll sell ya too Tim!!2 days ago   ·  1

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7 days ago

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Happy Easter!! A day of great happiness for 2 billion Christians world wide!! ... See MoreSee Less

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Bruce LovelessHappy Easter Tim. No slocking bunnies today!7 days ago   ·  3
Russell BurnsHappy easter from woodburn oregon ,THE BURNS CLAN7 days ago   ·  5
Ted A.Yeah Happy Easter there.7 days ago   ·  1
Justin TheBirdman MillerHappy Easter ol shlockmaster.7 days ago   ·  5
Rick ColliflowerHappy easter brother. From ohio.7 days ago   ·  5
Angie PercyHappy Easter to you and your family!!!7 days ago   ·  3
Kevin SturgeonHappy Easter to you and your family7 days ago   ·  1
Tony CravensHappy Easter to you and your family7 days ago   ·  1
Rick CornwellHappy Easter to you Tim and family god bless you all luv the show7 days ago   ·  1
Kevin WackleyHappy Easteer Tim to you and Your family Have A slocking great day7 days ago   ·  1
Troy HirschHappy Easter ...Eat too much then walk it off mushroom huntn ..7 days ago   ·  4
Roy Payton Jr.Happy Easter to you and family too from your Fl. Fan.7 days ago   ·  1
Mike MorganHoppy Easter Tim to you and your family.7 days ago   ·  1
Jason LussendenBack at ya you old slock master. May God bless your family7 days ago   ·  1
Grant JenkinsAnd a blessed Easter to you and your family Mr. Wells7 days ago   ·  1
Mark GoodsonAmen Happy Easter to yall7 days ago   ·  1
Brian HaydenHappy Easter to you also7 days ago   ·  1
Chasing MobyHappy resurrection day Tim!7 days ago   ·  1
Nevin LeguireGod is great cause "God ain't dead"7 days ago   ·  1
Rod CruzHappy Easter!!!!7 days ago   ·  1
Ann RiderHappy Easter to you and your beautiful family!!7 days ago   ·  1
Dave JohnsonHappy Easter7 days ago   ·  1
Jesi N SheaHappy Easter!7 days ago   ·  1
Todd GorleyAmen brother7 days ago   ·  1
James NewmanHappy Easter !7 days ago   ·  2

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1 week ago

Relentless Pursuit

Took my girls to cousin Thor's baseball game today. Looking around I may have to slock a couple flat billed long necks who are eyeing up my girls. Go Western Leathernecks! ... See MoreSee Less

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Raygen LadnerSlingshot and a pocket full of ball bearings. Catch em looking, one steel to the head for a warning shot1 week ago   ·  5
Mark FavretMy bet is they can take care of themselves -- heck they are killers in more than one sense.1 week ago   ·  4
Rob BrownFlat billed long necks are worse than coyotes more like damn hyenas...slock em all!1 week ago   ·  4
Dave Briardnow Tim ! Remember back when you were courting Kerrie Maurice Wells1 week ago   ·  2
Matthew Bockbraderslock away my friend!!! lol1 week ago   ·  1
Keith Lessarthey obviously get their looks from their mom1 week ago   ·  3
Tom BlakeI'm sure most men have the best of intentions.😁1 week ago   ·  2
Levi SarffThe one in the middle is the hottest! 😍 Sydnie Wells Alexis Benoit Kerrie Maurice Wells Tim Wells1 week ago   ·  6
Ht WarrenIf they have your blood then the guys need to watch themselves don't they. Them girls can handle anything👍🏻 guys need to have some respect for the woman that enjoy the same out door activities that we enjoy. Maybe some of these smart ass people will learn something along the way.1 week ago   ·  1
Dean HohmanI don't have much use for flat brim, chin strap bearded long necks but I must say that's quite a pasell of beauties.1 week ago   ·  1
Cole HerbThey call that rubber neck'n. My generation loves those damn flat bills but sadly so do most of the girls. Smh.1 week ago   ·  1
Josh SkardinskiFrom what I've seen you post, they can take care of themselves lol but doesn't hurt to look big and bad1 week ago   ·  1
Jake JonesGood looking herd there! You need to be locked and loaded! Have fun and the ladies protected.1 week ago   ·  1
Rex FeatherlinBetter watch out. I am just up the street!1 week ago   ·  1
Bill MercerI have a pretty girl too so I feel for you.1 week ago   ·  1
Mike SchneiderWith hotties like that how can you blame the looker?? Haha1 week ago   ·  5
Don MingAs a father with 4 girls myself, you can understand when I say "I hate boys!"1 week ago   ·  3
Dennis RainesFlat bills make damn easy targets sir!1 week ago   ·  2
Jeremy VannoyFlat bill hats are the modern day dunce cap!1 week ago   ·  2
RaymRaymond GooseWell you didn't want them to look like you did ya? :) you are a proud daddy still:)1 week ago   ·  1
James D. SandersYou're gonna run outta arrows and spears. You have some beautiful women1 week ago   ·  1
Jason McDonaldYou can eat em but they taste like shit1 week ago   ·  1
Kevin WackleyTheir only looking,,they know all your slocking skills...lol1 week ago   ·  1
Justin GreenwoodGeez didnt let me know u were in town! Man is it a beautifal day in western il1 week ago   ·  1
Mike JolleyGuess I should have read the other comments be for I said the same thing over again!1 week ago   ·  1

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2 weeks ago

Relentless Pursuit

While hunting the hills of SW Texas, I jumped this beast of an aoudad off a rocky ledge while still hunting. He bailed down the mountain but got slocked when he darted through a small clearing in the cedar. My second ever, I knew he was big but had no idea I'd slain a giant. I quickly tracked him then found him tits up at the bottom of the gorge with a Grim Reaper stuck in his gizzard and a Lumenok lighting his demise. #Lumenok #MonsterOutdoors #MathewsArchery #BassPro #VictoryArrows #Trump ... See MoreSee Less

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Erik HansenAbout time you designed your own knocks; #SlockKnock2 weeks ago   ·  2
Bob Snyder JrHoly cow Tim. You need to come to Oregon and hunt elk with me. Slockkkkk2 weeks ago   ·  2
Ty YatesTim. Is the Halon smoother than the switchback2 weeks ago   ·  1
Chad EvansThat's a good one. What did he measure?2 weeks ago   ·  1
Boomer DanelkeAre they considered a sheep or goat looks more like a sheep2 weeks ago   ·  1
Duncan JEgamefarmWen u gone take me? I wanna slock one . been hunting all my life and haven't ever even seen a deer while I'm the stand lol1 week ago   ·  1
Joshua MyersTim, say someone is thinking of moving to Texas and buying some land say around 10 acres what part of Texas do you recommend that would have amazing hunting?1 week ago   ·  1
Philip MedlinTim how much has Victory arrows helped your accuracy and speed. Are they a tough arrow. Nice ram by the way. AWSOME1 week ago   ·  1
Lynn MikesellTim you are still numero uno in my book! When are you gonna do that blow gun giveaway.1 week ago   ·  1
Brady ElmhorstCouple of old goats!!!!!1 week ago   ·  1
Edward J WalterShould be balls up not tits up.2 weeks ago   ·  2
Edward MikrutYou could make allot of shepherd's pie with him mmmmm .1 week ago   ·  1
Steven Walshi heard they don`t taste good,what say you ?2 weeks ago   ·  1
Lee ParkerNice handle bars for your bike !1 week ago   ·  1
Kagan HiattI got one this year too2 weeks ago   ·  5
Brandon PattonYou should be a writer.... Oh, wait.2 weeks ago   ·  1
Joey GuerraSW Texas? Where?2 weeks ago   ·  1
Nick BohmsVery nice! You working on a second book yet?2 weeks ago   ·  1
Scott WilsonKilled one with my recurve pro one my life time hunts1 week ago   ·  1
Matt DenneyA true trophy with stick and string!! Representing us IL boys!2 weeks ago   ·  4
Nicole WoodsNice kill, definitely a beast of a aoudad right there2 weeks ago   ·  1
Anthony SmithWell, no surprise to me on ya putting him to sleep and size, I mean it is TEXAS.......And we all know EVERYYTHING is bigger in TEXAS!!!!!!!2 weeks ago   ·  1
Rod EskelsonCongrats! This is a hunt I would love to do!1 week ago   ·  1
Justin MartinThe Slockmaster General strikes again..2 weeks ago   ·  2
Bonnie Starr-JonesGreat hunt analogy bud and a we some sheep!!! Keep on slockin'!! Stephen Jones1 week ago   ·  1

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